I’m done with niggas… Seriously.
Y’all make me sick.
If you are a nigga and you’re reading this, first of all congratulations for being literate but, rest assured my stomach is turning at the mere thought of YOU!
As soon as I have the feeling that we are actually getting somewhere as a people, a stupid muthafucka pops up like a bad Rocky and Bullwinkle interlude. We gotta get ourselves another hat! I just see headline after headline of certified “nigga shit” and it pisses me off. Don’t get me wrong, I know “others” have their fucked up moments too… but I tend to hold “us” to a higher standard. Maybe I shouldn’t but I do. I expect, just… more!
Alright… let’s get it…
First up, Steven Gilmore…
What can I say. Nigga shit in it’s purest form. This dumb muflucka decided he was going to show his Hip Hop roots and rob some people in order to build his “Street Cred” for his Rap career. You dumb bitch! His naïve view of what Hip Hop is should really be examined. We’ve all seen (and heard) it. Hip Hop glorifies violence to a degree that it can actually cause a group of people that might not pick up a stick to harm another under any other circumstances to actually take action against anyone resembling the artist’s foe. But it’s just a show. That’s it. 90% of the artists out there are not and/or have not done the majority of the stuff they rap about. It sounds good, it’s what the record companies want, it’s what their fans want, it’s what sells… it’s, in consequence… how they are viewed more so than who they really are. So this idiot decided he was gonna “live the life” in hopes of breaking into the business.
Um… Fool Boy…
You don’t have to LIVE it. That much has been proven.
**cough** Rick **cough** Ross…
Whew… ain’t the H1N1 scare over with? And he robbed them with a BB gun at that. What kind of stupid shit is that? That’s not gangsta. That’s not even quasi-gangsta. And, his getaway driver? A 16 year old on a moped… Yeeeaaaahhhh incase you end up in a high speed chase. Topping out at 37 mile per hour.
I’m done. Nigga Bye!
Next on the docket, Camilla Fields
Damn, Damn, Damn… I swear they need to bring back tar and feathering. This is the chick that decided she was going to shoplift from Wal-Mart and when confronted she threw a car seat at the employee that was after her.
Sounds more like a funny YouTube video right?
It would have been if this waste of female anatomy didn’t have her damn 2-month old baby strapped in the seat at the time. Yeah, exactly. What could you possibly have to get out of Wal-Mart right then that you were willing to risk your baby’s life over? You gotta have more of a vision for your life than to do some dumb shit like this. It was probably all over some cheap ass Revlon lipstick or some shit. The police should have thrown her ass against the walls of the holding cell so she could see how it felt. Bitch Bye!
Lawd Jesus, Lashaundra Cooper
While we’re on the subject of Wal-Mart Shoplifters. How about this chick? She gets arrested for shoplifting some stuff for herself. I would have even given her some “single mother on hard times” sympathy if she was in there stealing pampers or some formula. What’s crazy is, in this case, this manic depressant simpleton decided she was going to leave her kids in the car.
Alone…
Door unlocked…
Keys in the ignition.
All my 70’s and 80’s babies will agree that we’ve all been left in the car before. But that was back in my day. And it was usually a bunch of us. It was common in the 80’s to be on your way into a store and see 5 or 6 kids jumpin’ around the back seat of box Chevy. These kids today couldn’t have survived back then, and we probably wouldn’t be able to survive today. It was a little bit safer back then and there are just too many predators walking the streets today. The morality level has dropped to an unprecedented low. If someone had taken her kids, she would have been the first one on the news crying and screaming about bringing them back. Why? You obviously don’t want ‘em. Once again… these idiots are out there and they are actually breeding… AAAaaaahhhh!!!
I don’t know the names of these squandered sperm/egg chemical reactions but…
I’m sure you’ve seen the chicks rip ole girl a new asshole in Oakland at that Salon by now. If not, YouTube it. First of all, I don’t condone it, but ole girl should have fought back. But I have to give her credit. After many kicks and fists to the face, she was still talkin’ shit. It was obvious that this type of thing happens all the time in that area because you see when she went next door and the dude there was barely even fazed by what was going on. But, my question is this… Why is this generation trying so hard to get to jail? I mean you beat the brawd’s ass… maybe she deserved it, maybe she didn’t. But you tape the shit and put it on YouTube? That’s about as dumb as O-Dogg keepin’ the robbery tape. I guess if OPD don’t care… I’ll have to concede as well.
Last but not least… Mr. 21
That’s what I call him. You may know him as Desmond Hatchett. I was ecstatic when I found out that Octo-Mom wasn’t black… then this mufucka pops up. He sittin’ over there talkin’ about “I don’t know… It just happened”… Nah nigga, you trip on an untied shoe string… that just happens. You take a bite out of someone else’s hamburger that was given to you by mistake… that just happens… You don’t fuck 11 chicks and end up with 21 kids and say… It just happened. Somewhere around maybe 6 you should have been like, “You know what? I’m broke and I can’t raise my kids now. Why don’t I stop.” And whichever chicks had multiple kids with him really need their asses kicked. You already know he doesn’t do shit for the one you got now… What makes you think he’s gonna be there for another. But I guess of the others listed here, at least this guy hasn’t broken any laws. He pays his child support so they can’t really do anything to him. They take half of his check which breaks down to about $2.00 per kid per month. What is he gonna buy them with that? A bottle of water and a Snicker bar? All we can do is hope they are all taken care of (by the state of course) and that they get a chance to know each other as siblings. I say if you want to really deter him from having anymore… Let him keep his check… all of it. But, have all the baby mama’s drop their kids off over there after he gets off work… EVERYDAY! I guarantee in 3 days they will need a hostage negotiator to get him the put the butcher knife down while he’s trying to perform his own bootleg vasectomy.
I just don’t get all this stupid shit… And it doesn’t stop. Everyday watching the news is like watchin’ America’s new minstrel show. We are better than this. We are God’s chosen people. We have more to offer than a fly ass episode of Cribs. When will we understand that this isn’t the way?

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