Jun
08/09
Rambling Thoughts

new-khalilOn Star & Buc Wild
If you’re a fan of the Internet site, Vladtv.com, then you’ve seen these two guys, Star & Buc Wild. They give some wonderful color commentary on hip-hop and all of its outrageousness! Give these guys a sitcom, reality show or something! They are hilarious! And they aren’t afraid to dump on anyone! The well-spoken Star admits that he wrestles with the fact that he has a sweet-tooth for the pinktoes (white girls) and in a recent segment suggested that “Let’s Go Gay!” In tongue & cheek humor Star says such outrageous things as “In Gay We Trust, …Will heterosexuals have to hide in the closet?, …I say we all embrace the new philosophy of gay thinking, even if you aren’t gay, …Gay soap, gay bath towels, gay Honda Accords, gay Querrios [Cheerios], gay milk extra creamy, …Get rid of B.E.T. and get G.E.T., …Gay Reparations!” WOW! With his quick wit, Star says, “Personally, I’ve never plowed another man in the ass and I’d rather put lye on my waffles than to embrace another man.” LOL! Another straight guy who’s not afraid to advocate of gays? What’s the world coming to?

On Rick Ross
I’ve gotta admit it! Rawss, the Bawss stay winnin’ with Deeper Than Rap! As much as I enjoyed the 50 Cent Curly shtick and the black guy in the fat officer suit, Rick Ross’s album is dope! All fourteen tracks are bangin’ and even his rapping cohort Gunplay does his thang. Yeah, I know! It’s dope-boy/snowman music, but the tracks are tight and Rawss’s flow is on point. Not shying away from addressing the C.O. allegation, The Bawss raps, “Walked out on a gig and turned to the streets… I’m too cool for lame dudes to ridicule… call ya boy a C.O., but if I really was when all these niggas undercover fuckin’ niggas up! Keep it real; a nigga never had a gun & badge… back in the day I sold crack… Can’t criticize niggas tryna get jobs… I got two kids and for me to feed them, I’ll get two gigs! I’ll shovel shit; I’ll C.O.. so we can bow our heads and pray over the meatloaf!”

The Bawss admits to “walking out on a job” and “turning to the streets” only to backpedal and deny the C.O. gig. Oh well, I guess that’s a “code of the street” thing. At any rate, take it for what it is—entertainment and one hellava great album! All bullshytin’ aside—Fiddy got his work cut out for him coming behind Rick Ross! BAWSSSSSS!

On These “Wizard of Oz” ass Niggas!
Some of these people who comment on this site and others really like to hear themselves talk! Ol’ no-life havin’, Internet thuggin’, trickster fuck-bwoy, Internet sniper-ass niggas or as Carol City Cartel’s Gunplay calls them, “Wizard of Oz-ass niggas” hiding behind a curtain—hiding behind a fuckin’ keyboard! No matter what you write about, they are sure to leave some piece of coonerific fuckery—a keyboard shyt stain to let you know that they read your blog!—ol’ recalcitrant Negroes whose “claim to fame” is scouring the Internet to leave their “opinions.” If you asked them to write a blog—or write blogs on a regular basis, they’d be S.O.L. (shyt out of luck!) like my blogging nemesis Glock DeNegro who can’t find a blog to save his life, so instead, blames his long writing/blogging absences on being locked up in the pokey. LOL! (You would think he’d have lots of spare time to write in county jail!) He evidently loves sweaty menssss balls more than lying up in some pussy on the outside! And then, when he does write a blog, he piggybacks/bites off some shyt I posted and concocts trash like “Khalil’s Daughter: I’d Smash it!”—Not an original concept in his Iowa-bred wigga head! But I’ve gotta admit! He’s ignorantly entertaining! LOL!

Personal attacks on me or “mi familia” are just a lowbrow way of skirting the issues.

Negroes & Rhythm: What Happened?
Remember the original “Electric Slide?” (Circa 1990)—that even white people knew how to do? I recently seen’t a nigga that didn’t know how to do the original Electric Slide! (WTF & SMH! Over and over and over!) I mean, where has he been? On Mars? Not only did he not know how to do the Slide—homeboy had no rhythm! And then, in the same club on the same night they played that kinda new dance called “Cupid Shuffle/Slide” (or something like that), which is some of the easiest footwork to master and there was another brotherman (with his white girlfriend at his side) who shamelessly tried to do the dance. Okay, so the dance is relatively new, but anyone with a minute to observe the steps could get out there and do it like a pro. Nope! Not this dude. From start to finish he fucked it up! The funny part is that when the dance was over he walked off the floor like he had done something! LOL! And here’s the catcher—his white girlfriend caught on to the dance and was killing it! SMH!

And then I went to my favor hip-hop spot a few days later and seen’t young niggas who couldn’t stay on the beat for shyt! Have we become so “white” that we’ve forgotten how to dance? I know “not all black people have rhythm,” but it is an accurate stereotype about black people—we are a rhythmic people, owing to our African heritage and the use of music in ritual and celebration.

But dayum! It just defies the imagination when I see a black person that is truly arrhythmic! It’s almost as though these rappers have to teach niggas how to dance with their corny-ass dance songs like “Stanky Leg,” “Ricky Bobby,” and “Crank That.” Granted, back in my heyday, we had dances like the “Bump,” the “Robot,” the “California Worm,” the “Roger Rabbit,” the “Prep,” and the “Cabbage Patch,” but dude, we could freestyle dance on a record like we were going down a Soul-Train line! We incorporated those dances into our own shyt! We didn’t need Earth, Wind & Fire to teach us the latest dance craze! Niggas nowadays need instructional videos before they hit the club! Find a beat—please!

On Mondo Homo & Atlanta
So I was down in Atlanta a few weeks ago to see my other daughter (not the one that Glock claims he’d like to “smash.” No amount of womanly beautification can make a gay dude straight Glock! And you are gay, right?) and attend something called Mondo Homo, a gay/lesbian affair lasting several days. I checked out the music/hip-hop event where I believe I was one of three straight people in the house. (Shout-out to my Hoodgrownonline bloggers Shelz & B.C. Meekins who were in da house—really cool people!) Wouldn’t you know it! We came out of there straight!

The venue was small, but the excitement and performances were hip-hop! Last Offence reigns supreme over his fellow LGBT artists with strong performances by TwiZz@, Benni E, Pretty Thugs’ Miss Teary, and Kin4Life.

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Khalil Amani & gay rapper Twizza

Damn! There was a lipstick lesbian that was finer than-a-muthafucka! Asked her where are the hot clubs and she began telling me about the gay joints until I had to tell her I was straight and looking to party with some pretty straight black women—an awkward moment—and then she told me she was lesbian. Gut punch!

Living in the Midwest (Denver) is a far cry from ATL! Although I spent most of my life growing up in Miami, I’d become accustomed to seeing white people wherever I shopped, ate, and frequented. Not so in Atlanta! As soon as I exited the airplane I saw nothing but a sea of black people—beautiful black people! The rent-a-car people were black! The hotel staff (a very nice hotel I might add!) were black! Even the Waffle House employees where I ate breakfast at were black! (Damn! I love their waffles & scrambled eggs with cheese and real buttery grits!)

My daughter and I went to a straight club (after a night of hanging with my gay peeps @ Mondo Homo) called “Luckie Food Lounge” (sounds kinda ghetto huh?) in downtown ATL and it was the shizznit! Five huge, huge flat screen TVs with the Nuggets/Lakers game on while a live band blasted oldie hits and then a DJ that rocked the crowd—nice restaurant, dance floor and the women… OMG! I had to call my wife back home and tell her how “beautiful” Atlanta’s nightlife is. I guess I’ll bring her next time.

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Khalil Amani & Daughter Sha’Tara

DJ Kayslay sent me four copies of Straight Stuntin Magazine! Pick up a copy and read the article I wrote. I am so fucking proud right about now!

So Summer Jam is next week and then I’m off to Los Angeles for the Pick Up The Mic DVD release party/concert, which is a documentary featuring gay/lesbian rappers. Until my next blog, let the love continue and the hate dwindle!


19 Comments
  1. CommentsGlock DeNiro Tha Godfather   |  Monday, 08 June 2009 at 3:29 pm

    dis bitch ass nigga always got my name in his mouth. nigga just cause i aint terroizing da homos on dis site like i once was dese bitch niggas wanna take shots at da king. nigga just cause jay z aint puttin out album after album sneak niggas wanna take little shots. well nigga im da fuckin god hova of dis anti homo shit nigga so watch ur fuckin mouth faggot. u heard me. i said im da fuckin god hova of dis anti homo shit nigga so watch ur fuckin mouth faggot.

    speakin of mouths nigga dat bitch oh i mean daddys little girl got a nice one son. id fill dat bitchs tank up with pure 87 regular unleaded nut nigga while u and dem faggot ass fem sons of urs peep it. an look at da fuckin flick. ur deviant ass look like u bout to cum cause u finally got some pussy sittin on ur lap. nigga bout to nut off on his own daughter. ha ha ha. u a nasty nigga son. u heard me. i said nigga bout to nut off on his own daughter. ha ha ha. u a nasty nigga son

    wuts funny is dat u asked a bitch where da fuckin clubs was at an da bitch only told u bout homo clubs. ha ha ha.faggot ass nigga. if real recognize real – nut gobblers recognize nut gobblers and u must have looked like thanksgiving nigga. she new ur old ass wasnt getting no pussy. cept fo your daughter and shit. bitch new u was a bitch nigga from da jump. no words exchanged. ha ha ha

    nigga what kind of butter u put on your breakfast. nigga butter aint white. dat wasnt butter nigga. u heard me. i said nigga what kind of butter u put on your breakfast. nigga butter aint white. dat wasnt butter nigga.

  2. CommentsGlock DeNiro Tha Godfather   |  Monday, 08 June 2009 at 3:30 pm

    maybe it was butter nut. ha ha ha

  3. CommentsKhalil Amani   |  Tuesday, 09 June 2009 at 12:37 am

    come again?

  4. CommentsKhalil Amani   |  Tuesday, 09 June 2009 at 12:39 am

    whatever u think about my chir’rren… they sho’ is perty! Look at them pretty white teeth! Damn! I make some beautiful-ass children! lol!

  5. CommentsMpho   |  Tuesday, 09 June 2009 at 5:39 am

    I would like to send a big FUCK YOU,, to all these people exposing, advocating and encouraging homosexuality. This nigga Khalil one of them. The former South African president Thabo Mbeki (another D/L case) for passing the act for gay marriages, the media, Hollywood, all that.

    these puss ass people, have drilled into the mind of our young people that being a fag is normal and accepted, now a nigga got a teenage lil cousin who swears she’s in love with another female and they getting married.. WTF???

    I hope niggas like Khalil n em, rot in hell for this shit.. God don’t like ugly. you motherfuckers is gonna get whats coming to you a thoussand times over..

  6. CommentsKhalil Amani the truth sayer!   |  Tuesday, 09 June 2009 at 7:54 pm

    @mpho….LOL! …At least your former President is not homophobic like you!

    awwww. you lil girl-cousin is a carpet muncher! lol! Bless her heart!

    Your “hell” is a myth! The days of fire & brimstone “Jonathan Edwards-esque” preaching is over! If homosexuals are really going to some place called “hell,” how much more does a country that has murdered millions upon millions of people… even decimating entire populations of indigenous people (like the American Indian!) have coming?

    The “god” that you think you know has more to do with Him/Herself than burn same-gender-loving people!

    Christianity has done a good job on brainwashing the African mind as well… especially in South Africa where they gave you “religion” and made you look towards the sky while they raped and pillaged the land from your ancestors and made themselves “Afrikaners.”

    To “hell” with your false religious beliefs!

  7. CommentsMpho   |  Wednesday, 10 June 2009 at 10:34 am

    Khalil, you thing this shit is funny?, this is not a game man. Shit is real, ain’t nothing funny about it boss.. One of these days, u gonna get ur son coming home with steve the white dude, kissing and shit. I wonder if u’ll find it funny then.

    Í’ll truely never understand, how a grown up, intelligent, articulate, family man that you portray yourself as, can condone such fuckery. I understand that u r feelin old and outta tune wit time (like ur man DJ KAYSLAY), but that don’t mean you gotta suck off the faggots in the entertainment industry. You ain’t gotta lie to kick it Khalil

  8. CommentsGlock DeNiro Tha Godfather   |  Wednesday, 10 June 2009 at 7:11 pm

    dem teeths is white from da nut she be slurpin up. i got a penis full of teeth whitner for daddys little angel.

  9. CommentsGlock DeNiro Tha Godfather   |  Wednesday, 10 June 2009 at 7:18 pm

    dis nigga stay losin tho. look at dis niggas earlier post and shit he had all his fruit cocktail friends respondin to his blogs and shit. now u cant even find dem niggas readin his shit. dey no dis nigga is sick and flabby. he dont get no love in da hood and no even da homo niggas aint gargling wit dis niggas mouth no more.

    dats cause da real niggas like me an mpho hit dese niggas so hard dey was scared to bring dey homo asses back. u heard me. i said dats cause da real niggas like me an mpho hit dese niggas so hard dey was scared to bring dey homo asses back

    i told u i was gonna run dese fruitopia ass niggas up outta here and u see what went da fuck down. homo niggas cant do nuthin but fold when street niggas come thru.

    recognize nigga.

  10. CommentsGlock DeNiro Tha Godfather   |  Wednesday, 10 June 2009 at 7:19 pm

    and da bitch is cute but she gotta a mouf like da joker. why da sad face bitch.

  11. CommentsGlock DeNiro Tha Godfather   |  Wednesday, 10 June 2009 at 7:20 pm

    bitch look like a sea snake

  12. CommentsMpho   |  Thursday, 11 June 2009 at 11:06 am

    Real Talk Glock, this niggas nut gobblers ain’t coming around no mo because they know that only Khalil entertains that gay shit, and his movement isn’t strong enough. The only reason Kayslay is doin it is coz he thinks that it’s gonna boost the sales of his low budget 6th grade magazine. He basically sellin out to try and stay relevant in the hip hop game.

    That’s what people should do in the real world, everytime a nigga comes wit that gay shit, make fun of the nigga and degrade him.. that way, they won’t come out in public wit that shit.. they’ll keep it behind closed doors.

  13. CommentsKhalil Amani the truth sayer   |  Thursday, 11 June 2009 at 12:38 pm

    My MOVEMENT is STRONG! LOL! Sounds like you two faggots miss talking to all of my gay friends! lol!

    Let me ask you something, since you think they don’t support me: Would you post comments on a site ran by the KKK? I’m sure the answer is a big fat NO! So why would you think that gay people would want to come over here just to hear people like you disrespect them? That’s why they don’t post over here! There’s nothing but negativity, homophobia and ignornance!

    And yet, still, gays hit me up with “thanks” for repping that gay shit! I don’t have to prove that my MOVEMENT is strong and RELEVANT! Hell, it’s caught your attention… and you niggas claim to be straight!

    You can JUSTIFY all you want why KAYSLAY got me in his magazine! But the bottomline is that KAYSLAY don’t need KHALIL AMANI!!!!! Kayslay has a #1 radio show on HOT97 & Sirius Radio, a magazine, he’s an A&R for Papoose, Ray J, and others, got hella connections in this hip-hop game, and money up the wazoo!!!!

    Not to mention he’s fucking women that you mere mortals can NEVER have! lol!

    So fix it up in your heads to make yourselves feel better about your no-life having selves! lol! Face it! You are a NOBODY!…. a fucking commenter who’s “OPINION” IS LIKE HIS ASSHOLE… it stinks!

  14. CommentsKhalil Amani the truth sayer   |  Thursday, 11 June 2009 at 12:45 pm

    @Mcoonpho…. In the “real world” people hear my message and either accept it or keep it moving! In the Internet world, fags like you gots lots of disrespectful things to say!

    Face-to-face, you and Glock wouldn’t say those things to me! lol! So just keep on Internet thugging, ’cause you 10,000 miles away in that hot-ass sweltering African heat! I’d be upset too if I lived in a THIRD WORLD NATION too! So I understand. lol!

  15. CommentsMpho   |  Thursday, 11 June 2009 at 1:40 pm

    Knock my Continent all you want old man, i don’t give a rats ass.. & a big lol @ u gloating about Kayslay being A&R for Papuss somebody who’s been dropped by labels left right and centre, and RayJ who’s more famous for being Brandy’s lil brother. And no DJ Kayslay doesn’t have the no.1 show on HOT97, stop lying. Why the fuck u sucking Kayslay off so much B? Is it something to be proud of that a 50 year old nigga is still fucking prostitues and talking shit on the radio??

    Anyways, that ‘s me and that nigga Glock’s mission to kill off that faggot buzz that was running rampat here on this site. Even if it’s just one site, it’s 1 less fag land that my young family members might not be exposed to.

    I don’t care if i’m a nobody, as long as i’m living good and can continue to live good. I don’t have to be a somebody. But i can still talk whatever the fuck i want regarding topics that i feel need to be aired out.

    Maybe i wouldn’t talk that smack to you face, outta respect for you being an elder. Maybe not in the same manner as i am here (cursing and all that), but i guarantee you that i wouldn’t badge from my initial point of FUCK FAGGOTS.. Ya’ll niggas disgust me wit this shit B.

  16. CommentsGlock DeNiro Tha Godfather   |  Thursday, 11 June 2009 at 3:53 pm

    bitch nigga khalil said ‘Not to mention he’s fucking women that you mere mortals can NEVER have! lol!’

    nigga how da fuck u know how many hoes he fucking. what kind of man speak on da next niggas dick. nigga if it aint ur dick fuck how many bitches he fucking. how u gonna even speak on dat. u heard me. i said nigga if it aint ur dick fuck how many bitches he fucking. how u gonna even speak on dat

    bottom line nigga. i told u i was gonna run dese faggots niggas up da fuck outta here and dats just what da fuck i done. i told u real niggas and da streets dont support dat homo shit and niggas like mpho and a few othas help put it down. we making dis shit sucka free.

    bitch nigga khalil said ‘Face-to-face, you and Glock wouldn’t say those things to me! lol!’

    nigga i aint nice as mpho. id knock u da fuck out like id do any otha homo yappin at da fuckin mouth.

    and den id fuck da shit outta ur daughter right on top of ur back.

  17. CommentsKhalil Amani the truth sayer!   |  Friday, 12 June 2009 at 1:11 am

    and still, I rise! lol! First, it was rum Khalil off this site. NOw it’s run his supporters off this site! I didn’t start this site to get supporters and followers! I stand alone and speak my own truth! And you wil NEVER run me away from blogging in support of gays! NEVER! So dig in for the long hau negroes!

    Mpcoonho… ayt least you admit that you’re a nobody! Glock already knows he’s prison dude’s bitch.

    And yeah, Papoose got drop from his label… after getting 1.5 million signing bonus! So who really won? And yes, I can speak on another man’s dick! Hugh Hefner is fucking hella bitches at the Playboy Mansion! Aaaannd? I’m-a stay on Kayslay’s dick (figuratively speaking) because he had the balls to let me air my views!

    yeah, we’re two older men… fucking hell out of your sisters while you sit behind your computer and cry about what another man’s doing! Fucking pathetic!

    We making moves while y’all are some reactionary negroes! lol! keep it coming!

  18. CommentsMpho   |  Friday, 12 June 2009 at 1:33 am

    Weak…

  19. CommentsKhalil Amani the truth sayer!   |  Friday, 12 June 2009 at 2:22 am

    but, nonetheless… the truth! Why don’t you beg somebody to let you write for their site and be the “anti-khalil” coon and let’s really see what you’ve got in the way of writing rational subject matter? Dropping little pieces of shit (commenting) over here is getting you nowhere. Evidently, you are passionate about hating gay people (like your niece), so come on out of the closet of the commenting world and start blogging about it!

    I laugh that my views are so important that you must come back a few times a day to check on the world of Khalil! lol! This is my site, so naturally I visit it. But I ain’t NEVER visited the same site several times a day to leave weak & ignorant comments! You are the EPITOME of what it means to have no life! lol! Damn! Go swing from the trees! Play with the monkeys! Ride a giraffe, but please, the HATING is getting downright funny. The next time you call someone a hater, slap yourself, because you are starting to stalk me now!

    Yeah, I’m old, but your daddy is older! And yes! I drive a big-body Mercedes! Do I need to post pics of that too? In many African societies, age is seen as wisdom and a blessing from God, but evidently, you’ve been BRAINWASHED by your colonial Christian interloping forefathers to see “age” from a Western worldview. I wouldn’t trade places with Tupac or Biggie for the sake of youth! I’m looking to old and wrinkly. lol.

    I guess when some young hip-hop personality puts me in their magazine, you’ll find another rationale for them allowing me to air my views. Okay, so KAYSLAY is old. What are you gonna say when you read about me in XXL, VIBE, THE SOURCE? Stop reading their magazines? Beacause I assure you it’s coming!! Stay tuned.

    I bet you feel real important that Khalil Amani in the UNited states OF aMERICA is spending time addressing you! You’re probably showing all of your jungle-bunny friends that you know an American hip-hop personality! lol!

    Okay MPHO… this is my last comment to you! You’re cut off because you’re starting to scare me. I don’t want stalkers. Now go over to allhiphop.com and fuck with someone else! Your time’s up and Khalil WILL NOT respond to you anymore.


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