Byron Crawford! Wipe Trick Trick’s Jizz Off Your Bottom Lip!

This fat motherfucker Byron Crawford aka Bol of XXL Magazine is blogging about me again at Byroncrawford.com. (OMG! He’s still sweating me!) His recent blog, “Still Closeted After All These Years” is his third (or 4th) attempt at ethering me. In his blogging arrogance, he thought I was finished as a blogger a few blogs back! Lol. Nigga, come up with some original material, because the old “he claims he’s straight” and “still in the closet” diss has run its course! I’m still blogging and I’m still “Ya gay friend’s favorite straight friend!”

(*Just for the record, I’ve already ethered his ass with a blog, “Byron Crawford vs. Khalil Amani: Will The Real Teh Ghey Please Come Out The Closet?” Hoodgrownonline.com Read it and tell me who got shyted on!)

The real 2008 chitlin-head Byron Crawford (Bol)

So Mr. “Breakfast of Champions” is playing that ol’ schoolyard, “baddest man, hit my hand” game. Remember the game? Trick hits Byron’s hand and Byron hits a gay rapper’s hand and then Trick and the gay rapper fight, as Byron backs away and watches the fight! Byron wants Trick Trick to prove that he’s a bona fide homophobe by slapping the shyt out of a gay rapper (or at the very least, make a diss song about one). He’d really like to see someone get hurt, but he makes sure to cover his own ass with the disclaimer:

But I’m gonna stop short of suggesting he actually kick the crap out of any fruits. I’d hate to see some poor teh ghey guy beaten to a bloody pulp just because he’s so conceited as to think that teh ghey guys should have a place in hip-hop. (You don’t see Trick Trick starting his own clothing line, now do you?) Let me make it clear as possible, just in case: Trick Trick, please don’t commit any hate crimes.

This guy’s a real shyt-starter—a fuckin’ agent provocateur—throw-a-rock-and-hide-your-hand- ass-nigga! (*Maybe that’s why XXL pull the plug on that covertly/insinuating “slap a fag” blog of yours? Are you that ignorant that you don’t know you just put XXL in a position to be sued should Trick Trick hurt a gay rapper/person?)

All I know is “Karma is a bitch …nigga!”

Anybody can get gotten! The most faggot-ass looking nigga could walk up to Trick Trick in the mall and blow his motherfucking brains all over Footlocker! Hell! A transsexual with a gat can shoot the adipose (fat) out a fat nigga’s ass! Then what? It’s a rap! (Pun intended) No more tough talk! No more blogging! And by the way, there are plenty of rappers with clothing lines—P Diddy, Snoop Dogg, T.I., Jay-Z, 50 Cent, Master P., Bow Wow, Eminem, Kanye West, Pharrell Williams, Will.i.am, Lupe Fiasco, Young Jeezy, Juelz Santana, and your hometown boy Nelly! Fuck is you talkin’ about? Rappers are instinctively attracted to the gay world of fashion! Perhaps if Trick Trick gets some Nelly money, he too, will start his own clothing line! If rappers can start clothing lines, why can’t gay dudes rap? (I’d hate to see some poor rapper beaten to a bloody pulp just because he’s so conceited as to think that rapper should have a place in the fashion industry!) Back at cha! See how “ridonkulous” your argument is Bol?

Byron! Take Trick Trick’s dick out your mouth and wipe the jizz from your bottom lip! I think you’re just siding with Trick Trick to save face and ease the ass-whipping coming to your counterparting blogger Senor Ron Mexico! Viva la Ass-whipping!